Savannah of the House Harper
Third of Her Family
The Unfiltered
Queen of the Craft Aisle
Khaleesi of the Katy Trail
Tamer of Parakeets
Mentor of Young Minds
Master of Maps
Ruler of Trivia
Collector of Karma
Connoisseur of Beer
Student of Life
Aficionado of Art
Lover of Literature
Lady Regnant of Copy
Breaker of World Records
and Mother of Chihuahuas